April 2010
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Been A While!
It’s been a while since my last post and I do apologize. Over the past year I have changed industries, moved halfway across the country, and been trying to find a life in the new city I live in.
Now that I have taken care of that, I will be looking to start making some new post and luckily I’m living in a retarded state, TEXAS, that I should have plenty of stuff to talk about....
June 2009
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Oh Palin!
You have come to drag me out of my hole. I know you like to think that you and your family are sooo important, but you’re not.
There is no reason for Letterman to have to apologize for making fun of Bristol. Bristol gave up that right when she acted like her whitetrash roots, got pregnant in high school and kept the baby. If anything Letterman should apologize to Alex Rodriguez for...
January 2009
3 posts
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Really???
So I went to Myspace today and on the front page I saw the people tab. Which made me think of a new topic that I would like to call “Really??” Basically I will just click on one to see if they were telling the truth. Luckily my very first one was a success!!
Jess(myspace#2) - you really think people are going to believe you are 22?
All your friends are 12-13, granted they could be...
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Maybe My Love For Chili's Has Some Meaning???
I have to say that I fucking love Chili’s, the restaurant, country fried steak, appetizer trio, the presidente margaritas, bottomless chips and salsa, you really just can’t go wrong. But it always seems like when you ask a girl to go there, they are kind of resistant. Maybe this explains why, courtesy of Holy Taco. Oh did I mention I love anal?
The Anal Sex To Chili’s...
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How to make your man say "I love you"
There is only one sure fire way to make your man say, “I love you,” and know that he truly means it.
SWALLOWING
No relationship will ever last unless you do it at least once. If you don’t, he will be thinking of that girl that did it once or thinking about the girl that might do it once.
So luckily for you the ladies over at Don’t Spit Swallow have cum (see what I...
November 2008
3 posts
Ladies…Word of Advice
Only take dating advice from the opposite sex.
Time and time again I hear girls tell their girlfriends what they need to do. Half the time it is coming from girls that are single (cause it is working for them), the other half it is completely what girls think guys think (no wonder I see some many more lesbians these days)
There was an article on the front page of yahoo with 6 tips on “How to Be a...
Opinions
If you don’t want someone to tell you why yours is wrong, then keep your opinion to yourself. No one likes a cry baby. TRUTH HURTS!
Voting
If you can barely see the list, you shouldn’t be the person checking people in to vote.
Instead of making me have to stand there for an extra hour, please do everyone a favor and stay at your retirement home. You may think you have all the time in the world, but really you are on your last days.
Ladies...Word of Advice
Dress like you’re 18!!
Ladies: if you want to keep your man around forever AND faithful, you gotta dress like you mean it. You’ll notice that as the relationship drags on, more often than not you don’t even bother to look hot. It finally gets to the point where you’re donning sweats when we go to dinner, and yet you still wonder why we look at the attractive, well-dressed...
October 2008
11 posts
Women's Sports
Why in this day in age are there still women’s sports? People don’t care if you go and dyke out nowadays. You don’t need softball as a way of being with your lover. So can we all just agree to quit wasting the rest of the world’s time just so you can go on a date. Truth Hurts!
DAAAAMMMMNNN!
THANK YOU SOBRLOG
Can Christians Be Good People?
This is very interesting and we all need to read it from start to Finish and send it on to anyone who will read it. Maybe this is why our American Christians are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities.
Can Christians Be Good People?
This question was forwarded to a friend who went to Bible School ever Sunday for 3 year. The following is his reply:
Theologically - No… Because...
Retards For Palin
I swear rich white housewives just want people to know that they are retarded or thanks to this new election I now get to say “Palin Baby” instead of retarded. The only smart thing I have ever heard come from one of them is, “Can I get you something else to drink?” Which granted most busboys could get me a refill. But I do have to give it up to them that they have to be...
Hybrid Drivers, the worst Drivers?
Listen hybrid drivers just cause you drive around in a hybrid doesn’t give you permission to be shitty drivers. If others have to deal with looking at your ugly car, the least you can do is drive in a fashion that doesn’t fuck with us too. Yes you can driving in the HOV lane by yourself because you spent too much money, but that doesn’t mean you can go in and out of it whenever...
Make Love Not War
It’s sad day for the US government, when people that have been fighting for centuries have realized…
“That the only solution to Afghanistan’s conflict is through dialogue, not fighting.” From CNN
I guess McCain is right we should continue our stance of just killing people instead of having tea. That really has worked out to the betterment of the American people. Truth Hurts.
In Financial Trouble?
If you are like many people in the US right now you may be having trouble with your mortgage. Luckily congressed bailed out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, but what does that really mean for you.
Well thanks to Addie Polk, we found that all you have to do is shoot yourself twice in the upper body and your mortgage is forgiven!!!
So for all you losers who decided to live above and beyond your...
WatchMan you know your life means nothing when a dog can take your place. Sorry Indians…Truth Hurts!
September 2008
13 posts
Middle Class – McCain LOVES you!
If you don’t own 13 cars or 7 houses, who are you to McCain? Nobody. With a new tool at ElectionTaxes.com, you can see what you will pay underneath both candidates’ plans. McCain’s plan means the middle class may actually pay more than with current tax plans.
“A single taxpayer making $50,000 and using the standard deduction would pay $6,867 under McCain and $6,325 under Obama,...
Dumb Temps
Their are a lot of weird names out there I will give this person that, but as a temp before you reply to anything check with your boss so you don’t look like an idiot.
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 5:09 PM To: Assistant Subject: RE: SWP Mtg. Kristi w/ Kristin and Matthew Hey- I’m sorry, b/c I’m covering for Lindsey’s usual asst., could you tell me, who’s...
WatchI haven’t done enough and neither have you. Truth Hurts!
God Loves Fame
Seems like everyday all we hear about is how easy famous people have it, whether it’s reduced jail time, free clothes, or surviving burning plane crashes.
Now I know God has taken many of the past greats in plane crashes, John Denver, Buddy Holley, Aaliyah, but is this really who he’s chosen for a make good? He couldn’t have stepped in maybe to save Lennon or someone with...
Your Indie Band
You can’t call your band “Indie” if you aren’t creating a new sound and you have been performing together for years. You may have fans, you may have a even had a “national tour,” but if you haven’t been picked up by a label that doesn’t mean you’re “Indie.” It just means that you’re “Shitty.” Truth Hurts
Proper Grooming
If you are doing your own grooming, why in the hell wouldn’t you take care of your asshole?
Girls, I know some of you like to leave a little guidance-strip, but that doesn’t mean it needs to run all the way out the back. And if you think leaving it around your backdoor makes a guy think “stop,” all you’re really doing is making it a rougher ride when we do it. Besides, of...
Dudes...Word of Advice
Girls with tight bodies don’t exist forever.
If you want to be with a girl like this for the rest of your life, be prepared to make millions and not spend any of that on yourself. Instead it is going to go to your bar tabs at the local college bar, divorce fees, and weekly psych bills. Those girls’ bodies go away so fast, and they have no idea how to get it back. So end up having to jump from...
Government Healthcare
If the government can throw out 85 billion to bail out AIG then why can’t they throw out extra money for the 45 million people without health care? Why? Cause those people don’t make enough money for their government to care. Sorry you better step it up.
Hurricane Victims
I really wish I could feel sorry for them, but if you die from a storm that you knew was headed your way for a week and you didn’t go anywhere, that’s your bad. Thanks for the extra space. TRUTH HURTS!