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Retards For Palin
I swear rich white housewives just want people to know that they are retarded or thanks to this new election I now get to say “Palin Baby” instead of retarded. The only smart thing I have ever heard come from one of them is, “Can I get you something else to drink?” Which granted most busboys could get me a refill. But I do have to give it up to them that they have to be smarter than their husbands because they have made it where they don’t have to work ever again. But really instead of putting up blogs to prove how “Palin Baby” you are, just keep to your normal day-to-day activities of taking the kids to school, going to Wal-Mart, cheating on your over worked husband, cleaning up the mess, working out to get rid of your giant-ass, showering up, picking up the kids, making dinner, talk about how awesome Jesus when he slayed the Romans while riding giant lizards, and finally giving your husband a handjob even though his dick smells like his mistress’ vagina before falling asleep to start the awesome day all over again.
Wait…Wait…Wait…what am I thinking? If you stop what your doing, how am I going to make fun of you every time I see you in public? I solute you Housewives! You truly are the best of the best, America First, cause we all know that none of you think of only yourself. There is know way you would think a great leader is just someone you can relate to and have a cup a tea with. Be strong “Palin Babies” only a few more months before God answers all your prayers and the righteous one will be in the office soon, but only if you keep making your case. God Save The queen!
