31st
Ladies...Word of Advice
Dress like you’re 18!!
Ladies: if you want to keep your man around forever AND faithful, you gotta dress like you mean it. You’ll notice that as the relationship drags on, more often than not you don’t even bother to look hot. It finally gets to the point where you’re donning sweats when we go to dinner, and yet you still wonder why we look at the attractive, well-dressed hostess when she walks by. It’s not because she is young; it is because she APPEARS to be young on account of dressing the part. Instead of complaining about how slutty that group of girls looks and forcing us agree with you, try to dress like them. The best part about you pointing them out is that we get a free pass to look at hot, slutty girls. Heed my advice, or all you’ll have to look forward to is becoming another cougar trying to find man that will go anywhere near with your dried up, haggard vagina. Truth Hurts!
