20th
Ladies…Word of Advice
Only take dating advice from the opposite sex.
Time and time again I hear girls tell their girlfriends what they need to do. Half the time it is coming from girls that are single (cause it is working for them), the other half it is completely what girls think guys think (no wonder I see some many more lesbians these days)
There was an article on the front page of yahoo with 6 tips on “How to Be a Total Man-Magnet” (actually only 5) that lays out the following rules:
Dating tip #1: Go out in groups of no bigger than three.
Dating tip #3: Smile genuinely.
Dating tip #4: Work the eye contact.
Dating tip #5: Don’t immediately ask him what he does.
Dating tip #6: Make positive small talk.
Ok really?
#1: This is the worst of all of them; small groups make it way more intimidating. And here is why, if you are out just trying to pick someone up you don’t want someone blocking your move. If it is a large group of ladies once the drinks start flowing the have a hard time keeping track of the other one and just go have fun. Then you don’t have others cutting into the conversation as much and you get to talk to the person picking you up. Small groups a guy has to deal with talking to all of you and deal with your friends judging him, so more intimidating.
#3/#2: A smile can help, but so can not smiling. If you’re smiling like crazy, we are going to think you are already having a good time so how can we help. But if it doesn’t look like you are having a good time it gives the impression that we might be able to make you smile.
#4/#3: Eyes are important, but if you are just giving him the “fuck me eyes” all that is going to leave you with is a sore asshole the next day. Instead play the glance game but when you know he is looking give him a cute smile. It will work out for the best.
#5/#4: All I guys has is what he does, if he isn’t doing anything that isn’t anyone you want to pick up. Ask him what he does, not in a money way but in the, what kind of person he is way. Just like when you were in college you would ask what their major was, you knew if he was an English major he would probably be more in touch with his feelings, if he was a engineering major he could probably add up your blood alcohol content.
#6/#5: Actually no don’t talk unless there is a reason to. Here is the problem; you ladies actually talk enough as it is. Let him talk, ask you questions, or you ask him questions as long as there is substance. If you are just going to talk to make small talk you can do that after you bang. If a girl is just talking most guys just think she is and idiot.
So ladies if you want to stay in the same place you have been with the opposite sex keep listening to your lady friends, one day you to will be an old bitter lesbian.
